[Okay he's just going to get an incredibly blank stare, because while Sakura's pretty sure she knows what every individual word he just used means, all put together like that he sounds like an absolute, raving, gibberish-spouting madman. Where does she even start with all this?

Well, there's one easy place to start.]

Yes, I mind you calling me -chan. I'm your doctor and you'll address me properly, or I'm just going to let you bleed to death. Maybe coming back without your tongue will improve your manners a bit.