gin_san: (hahh? i wasn't listening)
Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] gin_san) wrote 2013-12-24 08:22 am (UTC)

THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTED AT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD

[ And suddenly, out of nowhere, Gintoki just starts laughing his almighty laugh because you see, folks, Gin-san, the magnificent, illustrious, dashing main character of the fourth-wall breaking canon known as Gintama has figured it out.

HE HAS FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY REALLY, TRULY ARE.

THE TRUTH OF THIS PLACE THAT IS NOT S*UL S*CIETY. ]

Oi, I figured it out, Kagura, where we are, and why Naruto-kun was once married to the China Girl character and even had a kid that's from that American an*me.

[ With a withering sigh, Gintoki sits back wherever he's sitting (a couch, probably, we'll just say a couch, because we have no clue where in the timeline he actually is, thanks guys), and sticks a finger into his ear to pick at his ear wax. ]

We're in a doujinshi, or one of those dirty fan fictions where I'm supposed to do dirty things to Oogushi-kun.

[ And then of course, because we're dealing with Gintama characters, guys, somehow a magical flashback happens of Gintoki holding up this particular DVD cover:

]

I guess this one's particularly nasty since it's got all the different canons in it, huh.

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