[ Of course the thing that always happens when Kagura says some dumb shit occurs: Gintoki smacks her hard, across the back of the head. ]

Don't be so naive, kusogaki. You're a virginal China Girl. Do you have any idea how disgusting those perverted fans can be? The kind of stories they can come up for you? Maybe they'll marry you to Naruto-kun as his third wife, and your kid will be Zh*ge L*ang from R*mance of the Thr*e K*ngd*ms.