[ Gintoki sticks a finger up his nose and comes out with a particularly gross booger which he proceeds to wipe on Kagura's shirt as he pushes her a bit away from him, since she got all in his face just now, and with that sudden manly face, nothx. ]

Yeah, tell that to the perverted fan that's probably making us say these things right now. I bet they're coming up with something real nasty for you. I bet you'll have to suffer the shame of being Naruto-kun's third wife while hiding away in a dungeon, away from your bastard son who wants to defeat C*o C*o's army for greedy reasons instead of fighting to unite the nation.

[ Okay, so the story doesnt go like that, but who cares. ]