Aaaaaaaargh, why won't you just admit it, hah? What's so bad about being a Shounen JUMP main character, ahh? Yeah, yeah, I get that adults aren't really supposed to read JUMP or anything like that, but come on, we ain't half bad for main characters, right?

[ Yeah, so maybe Naruto doesn't know what Gintama is, but, come on. ]

Y'know, I've beaten plenty of enemies too -- maybe not as much as you or anything, and I don't have any cool powers like the whole Kyuub* mode thing or fuut*n ras*n shur*ken, but I've taken down some pretty scary enemies in my own franchise, oi!