Oi, oi, be careful talking about that... You don't know if the ecchi fan is listening or not. If they suddenly change their mind about you, you might end up in a school girl uniform doing ***** to old men.

[ The words are more or less hissed out, as though Gintoki's trying to prevent anyone from overhearing. He continues waving his arm before him, trying to find this invisible television. Maybe if he wills it hard enough, it'll materialize. ]