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Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] gin_san) wrote2013-12-19 12:00 am

[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety

[ You’re flying!

Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.

It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]


-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!

[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus. It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]


Gin-chaaaaan!

[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.

He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.

She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]


Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!

[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.

He may or may not be slightly twitching.

It’s all very dramatic.]

Gin-chan?

[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]


Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.

[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]


I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.

[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]


I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!

[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.

And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]


((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
redshifted: (imperfect boys)

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[personal profile] redshifted 2013-12-19 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, isn't this a freakshow. And Lea knows about freakshows, he was a member of one for years. He watches this whole video with mild interest at first, and then with growing concern. ]

What the - !

Hey! Hey! Little girl! Kid! Put the man down and listen!

[ Since they're obviously brand-new to Luceti, he's got to make sure that the kid finds out where the hospital is. And, if he has to, figure out where they are so he can... help... or get someone else to help.... ]
feathersharp: (dem wings)

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[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-19 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Most people would notice the teenage girl carrying a grown man twice her size on her back first. With Birdy being airborne today, however, what he notices the giant circle she's walked in the forest trying to get to the hospital. It's a literal alien crop circle, except that it's made of snow instead of crops and also Birdy doesn't actually know what an alien crop circle is. Basically what I mean to say it's really fucking obvious from the stratosphere that something's up, okay, god.

As Birdy swoops closer to check things out, with his non-Luceti wings stretched to their full length, it also becomes clear to him why these two might be walking in circles. As he lands deftly nearby them, he says:]


You two are new, aren't you.

[Definitely a statement and not a question.]
chinagirl: (pic#6062158)

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[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her chest is talking. FIRST THEY DIED, AND NOW THIS. She's trying to look down her shirt, but it's a little difficult while clutching Gintoki with both hands... Especially since he seems to have gotten heavier. ]

Ah... I did not know that that things would change this much when puberty happened aru. I have never seen other women talking into their shirts, but maybe it is done in private, yes?
chinagirl: (pic#6062168)

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[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sh*nigami sure look different these days. But, if there was a dog man one, who says there can't be a bird one? ]

Yes, we just died today aru. Are you the one that gives out b*nkais?
chinagirl: (pic#7123332)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just after his face meets the snow, a small fist will slam right into his left ass cheek, before Kagura mumbles sleepily. ]

Such a noisy alarm clock aru. Gin-chan should use our money on better things.

[ And she'll roll over, pulling more snow up over her like a blanket. ]
redshifted: (imperfect boys)

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[personal profile] redshifted 2013-12-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
P-puber- - What the heck does puberty have to do with anything?! You nearly killed a guy! You can't touch the wings here!

[ Lea's so flustered and aggravated now that he is beginning to lose the ability to coherently argue. Who are these crazy people. ]

I'm not sending anyone to hell, I'm talking outta the magic journal that you shoved down your shirt! Girl, stop running, put the guy down, and listen to me. You don't know where you're going!

[ It's just that that was so much blood earlier. ]
chinagirl: (pic#5934219)

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[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Shinigami-sama!!

[ She'll just drop Gintoki unceremoniously right there in the snow. ]
feathersharp: (serious feathery business)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-19 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[...this was not the kind of response Birdy had expected.]

The hell are you talking about?
chinagirl: (pic#6056302)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is it a sleep arc aru? We haven't had one in a while, so I can sleep for this chapter aru, right?

[ She'll nuzzle her face down into the snow. It's about the same temperature as the Yorozuya when the heat's out, so she doesn't even realize she isn't in bed yet. ]
chinagirl: (pic#6545244)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Is it true? Will carrying this overweight man to the diabetic clinic earn a B*nkai for me?
chinagirl: (pic#6403392)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ It might... Judging by the way she gives a loud shriek, and reaches up to grip that silver perm. Yeah, she might have noticed.

She pulls him down, slamming his face into the snow once more. Only this time, as she jumps to her feet to shake the snow out of her dress, she notices something lying there, a few feet away. She'll step over him to get a closer look at it.
]
feathersharp: (you bore me)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-19 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Staring at the two of you with so much disapproval. Maybe he should just let you both freeze to death.]

You're not gonna get any of that here. [Or so he's assuming. It doesn't sound like anything he's heard from Luceti. Whatever, they'll sort out the details later.

He jabs a thumb behind him.]
The village is this way. You can get clothes there.
redshifted: (little girl; you've got me staring odd)

video // if either of them is recognizing him for a 4th wall, 'got it memorized' is his catchphrase

[personal profile] redshifted 2013-12-19 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, where else is she going to put you, buddy? [ Lea feels a little bad about the girl's choice to dump her partner into the snow, but at least now he can get a handle on this conversation. ]

Okay. Let me just explain. To the girl: injuring the wings makes you really sick and weak. Your friend needs to be taken to the hospital or somewhere that he can get help.

And to both of you: I am not "Shinigami-sama." The name's Lea. [ He jerks a thumb towards his chest as he says this. ] Got it memorized?

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