[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety

[gin_san]

[ You’re flying!

Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.

It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]

-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!

[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus. It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]

Gin-chaaaaan!

[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.

He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.

She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]

Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!

[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.

He may or may not be slightly twitching.

It’s all very dramatic.]

Gin-chan?

[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]

Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.

[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]

I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.

[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]

I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!

[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.

And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]

((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))

Comments

[believeit]

YOU CAN'T STAB ME!!

[bunsofsteel]

WATCH ME!

[niceguypose]

PLEASE, THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER! YOU USED TO LOVE EACH OTHER APPARENTLY!

[bunsofsteel]

IT NEVER HAPPENED JUST DROP IT!!

[niceguypose]

TENTEN I WILL HONOR YOUR WISHES! CONSIDER IT DROPPED! JUST SPARE NARUTO-KUN HIS EYES!

[believeit]

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING??!

[bunsofsteel]

YOU SHUT UP!

[believeit]

YOU SHUT UP!!

small thread jack, you can kill me later

[hero_of_smiles]

[JFC are you all like five year olds? This getting insane. Yup, he doesn't know any of you but this is probably a huge pain for anyone on the journals right now listening to this.]


YOU KNOW EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE FREAKING VILLAGE CAN SEE AND HEAR THIS, RIGHT?!

1/?

[bunsofsteel]

Wha--?

[Hello there stranger.]

[bunsofsteel]

[Shit.]

[bunsofsteel]

[Nope. Nope nope nope.]

lmfao done sorry for all the notifs

[bunsofsteel]

[Reputation ruined good bye world she's just. hanging up now.]

[believeit]

OH CRAP!!

[believeit]

[WHERE IS THE DELETE THING WHY ISNT THERE A DELETE THING]

[hero_of_smiles]

Did you even wonder why the hell people kept randomly coming in on your conversation?!

[believeit]

No 'cause they were too busy yelling at me!

[hero_of_smiles]

Oh for the love-

Well, I hope for your sake no one else see's this. Doesn't look pretty at all.

[believeit]

Gah! Isn't there any way of getting rid of all this?

[niceguypose]

I thought that it was simply a coincidental meeting of youth! Have... none of us being using filters?!

[hero_of_smiles]

I've been watching this WHOLE time. So, yes. None of you have.

[niceguypose]

Ah... But we have discussed private matters! Please do not share them elsewhere!

[hero_of_smiles]

I never planned to but I'm not sure it's going to do much good. You've all done the sharing already.

[Translation: You're all screwed.]

[niceguypose]

ONE THOUSAND LAPS AROUND THE VILLAGE! THAT WILL BE MY ATONEMENT!

[That's all he can think of; and in fact at that point he tosses his journal at the wall in frustration and runs off.

It's been an exceptionally unusual day.]

THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTED AT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD

[gin_san]

[ And suddenly, out of nowhere, Gintoki just starts laughing his almighty laugh because you see, folks, Gin-san, the magnificent, illustrious, dashing main character of the fourth-wall breaking canon known as Gintama has figured it out.

HE HAS FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY REALLY, TRULY ARE.

THE TRUTH OF THIS PLACE THAT IS NOT S*UL S*CIETY. ]

Oi, I figured it out, Kagura, where we are, and why Naruto-kun was once married to the China Girl character and even had a kid that's from that American an*me.

[ With a withering sigh, Gintoki sits back wherever he's sitting (a couch, probably, we'll just say a couch, because we have no clue where in the timeline he actually is, thanks guys), and sticks a finger into his ear to pick at his ear wax. ]

We're in a doujinshi, or one of those dirty fan fictions where I'm supposed to do dirty things to Oogushi-kun.

[ And then of course, because we're dealing with Gintama characters, guys, somehow a magical flashback happens of Gintoki holding up this particular DVD cover:

]

I guess this one's particularly nasty since it's got all the different canons in it, huh.