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[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety
[ You’re flying!
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
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[ She flops over and starts wiggling her arms under the couch. ]
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A vein violently twitches on the side of his forehead and Gintoki considers throwing Kagura clear across the room, but forces himself to calm down in the off-chance that some ecchi fan is actually listening, and would make him do those things after all.
One can never be too careful in a doujinshi.
Or fanfiction.
Whatever this is. ]
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's talking about escaping the canon she's in, you know. As long as Gin-san gets to continue to be in the G-rated doujinshi, he'll happily be very cooperative, you know!
[ ....where is this television!?!
Gintoki feels like he's waved his arms across the entire expanse of the living room. ]
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1/2
No JUMP.
Trapped in a doujinshi where he will be forced to play mayo games with every man that wants Gin-san's big ****.
This must be hell. ]
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Gintoki turns around, and suddenly there's a big stream of mosaic. ]
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Good idea aru. Cover the house in mosaics now so we will not have to see any of it.
just imagine that blood is puke 1/?
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done
WE'RE IN A F****** DOUJINSHI!!!! Are you happy to be in this situation, hah? You think it's funny to make fun of mayo games, ahhh? YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE L*PUTA OR UR*SEI Y*TSURA AGAIN, OI!! No! More! Midnight Cooking! With Verm*lion Ple*asure!! Is that what you really want, ahh? You think it's gonna be real fun to have ecchi fans make us do nasty R-18 things to other characters, hahhh???!!
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID TO STOP QUESTIONING IT ARU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO REFUSES MAYO GAMES! MAYBE IF YOU GIVE IN TO THE MAYO, I WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH THE COOKING SHOW ARU!
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Have the creepiest fucking smile now, Kagura. ]
Oh, you want me to give into the mayo games, hah? You know what happens when Gin-san gets written into mayo games arcs? You know what those dirty fangirls come up with? They'll make Gin-san fall in love! And then the next thing you know, Gin-san'll be married to Oogushi-kun and they'll have a butt-baby and everything! You really want that to happen, ah? You know we won't be able to live together anymore, if it does. You'll be all alone. You really want that?
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[ She lets go of him as well, opting to dig in her nose again. ]
I will be accepting of your mayo lifestyle aru.
1/?
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[ Gintoki turns on his heel and goes to his bedroom. For a moment, all that can be heard is the sound of rustling, and when he comes back out, it looks like he has his few belongings in a bundle made from his sheet. He walks straight to the door, and starts putting on his boots. ]
gin-san's interior expression - done!
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Please do not be out late aru. Choose a quick Mayo game, like four or five pages aru.
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You know, if Gin-san walks out this door now, he's not coming back.
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[ THE KIND WHERE SOMEONE DIES? WHAT THE HELL? ]
Gin-chan... I didn't know you were that type of person...
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[ Gintoki looks over his shoulder at Kagura, mournfully. ]
I thought these ten years we were serialized together were important to you, but I guess midnight cooking is more important... It's okay, Gin-san understands. It's not very good for a grown man to live with a little girl, anyway.
[ Yeah, let's see how you handle THAT, you selfish little brat! ]
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I am going to bed aru. If you are so worried, you should share the bedroom with journalpachi so he can protect you from mayo.
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Damn.
That definitely didn't work this time.
Looks like he'll have to try again later. ]