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[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety
[ You’re flying!
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
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[ Says Gintoki, as he just lies there like dead weight. ]
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[ Lea's so flustered and aggravated now that he is beginning to lose the ability to coherently argue. Who are these crazy people. ]
I'm not sending anyone to hell, I'm talking outta the magic journal that you shoved down your shirt! Girl, stop running, put the guy down, and listen to me. You don't know where you're going!
[ It's just that that was so much blood earlier. ]
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[ She'll just drop Gintoki unceremoniously right there in the snow. ]
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He doesn't mean literally! Right, Shinigami-sama? You didn't mean for her to literally put this poor, injured man who's suffering right now down into the freezing snow, right? You're not an evil Shinigami-sama, right? Right??
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Okay. Let me just explain. To the girl: injuring the wings makes you really sick and weak. Your friend needs to be taken to the hospital or somewhere that he can get help.
And to both of you: I am not "Shinigami-sama." The name's Lea. [ He jerks a thumb towards his chest as he says this. ] Got it memorized?
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Did you hear that, Kagura? He just said that cheesy catchline like he thinks he's Axel from K*ngd*m He*rts.
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[ But she's pulling that journal out now so they can laugh in his face. ]
Look! Gin-chan! Leagami-sama is even cosplaying it!
[video] 1/2 i can't take this
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[video] 2/2 bye
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Did you just call me Axel?
[ Now. What Lea meant, all packed into that one sentence was actually a variety of questions, mostly revolving around,
- "who the hell are you and why would Axel have been involved in your lives?"
- "what would you even know about Kingdom Hearts, considering that was supposed to be all myths and lost knowledge anyway?"
- "what the hell do you mean by catchline?"
- "why are you calling me Leagami-sama, if anything this is a step backwards?!?"
and, most of all,
- "are you suggesting that I am dressing up as my own goddamn Nobody?"
Unfortunately, he is not articulate enough just get to get all of these out separately. ]
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[ Gintoki gets up off the ground, and is peering over Kagura's shoulder at the screen. ]
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You see it all the time. It starts with a catchphrase, then a little makeup. Then a Leagami-sama is on E-B*y buying a bad wig. Next thing you know, they are in their mom's apartment and never get back into society aru.
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A bad - A - This is my hair, you know!
[ He pulls his hands down his face, making a high-pitched noise of frustration.
Lea is so done. ]
Actually, you know what? You know what?! Yes. [ His voice is d r i p p i n g with sarcasm. ] Yes. Yeah. You're right. I'm a big fan. I'm that guy's biggest fan in all of the worlds. You got me.
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[ And Gintoki's now sort of draped on her, using her as a sort of crutch while simultaneously stealing more body heat. ]
Though, you're missing those [ he gestures at his face ] cool facial marks. I guess the hair's not bad, but those tattoos are pretty important.
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Okay, see, we seem to be having a mixup here. Yes, I know where the hospital is. No, I don't know where it is because kids beat me up, because I am a grown-ass man. [ shhh we're not talking about that time Sora beat him up, he was intentionally trying to lose that fight, shh shh. ]
You want me to tell you where the hospital is? Information for information. How the hell do you two know Sora? [ Pause... ] And me for that matter?
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Hey, Kagura, he's not just Axel's fan, he's live action roleplaying Axel now. I bet he got hung up by his underpants on the flagpole when he was in temple school.
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I bet he thought no one saw that S*ra was the main character on the cover, so he could pass it off like the black coat guys are more important aru!
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He squints in annoyance, and brings one hand up into the range of the camera. Snaps his fingers. A bright-hot flame bursts out above his hand, illuminating his face from below in a very impressive manner. What a douchebag. ]
You know, I may have just got my heart back pretty recently, but right now I think it's telling me that I don't like you two very much.
icon spam time
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A-ah! Of course, right, right, I must have missed a notice about us doing a crossover, so we didn't recognize you, Axel-sa-- [ Corrects himself ] Lea-san.
I never heard about you getting your heart back or anything since that was probably in one of those N*ntend* 3DS spin-offs I didn't get to play... I guess you lost the cool face tattoos when that happened, huh?
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[ She'll just step back, and stare at Gintoki in disgust. There's no way she's sucking up to this Leagami-sama. ]
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ugh this isn't the right kind of Shock icon for cracky purposes but it's my only one
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