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Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] gin_san) wrote2013-12-19 12:00 am

[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety

[ You’re flying!

Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.

It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]


-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!

[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus. It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]


Gin-chaaaaan!

[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.

He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.

She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]


Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!

[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.

He may or may not be slightly twitching.

It’s all very dramatic.]

Gin-chan?

[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]


Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.

[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]


I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.

[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]


I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!

[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.

And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]


((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
feathersharp: (serious feathery business)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-19 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Birdy is about to address Kagura's comments about heaven, but then Gintoki catches him off-guard.]

...I'm not an Amanto. [Whatever that is.] I'm an avian.

[making up terms FTW because canon doesn't give me any]
chinagirl: (pic#6012878)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
That is a type of Amanto, yes? Even though I appear human, I am also an Amanto. You should not be ashamed of it.
feathersharp: ((casual) who you gonna call)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-19 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
That has nothing to do with that. I'm saying I'm not whatever you think I am. I've never even heard of an Amanto before.

[Which he thinks is quite a feat, since Jetters Planet gets all sorts of weirdoes from all around the galaxy and his work with the Jetters sends him planethopping quite a bit.]
chinagirl: (pic#6038810)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-19 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what it is aru? Why didn't you cosplay something more popular, like CAT'S♥EYE?

[ That's not more popular at all... ]
feathersharp: (shirobon why)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-20 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, if you're just going to be screwing around with me, I'm not gonna help you.

[stop speaking in beeps dammit]
Edited (not enough caffeine) 2013-12-20 01:50 (UTC)
chinagirl: (pic#6039901)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah. That's really rude, you know! I thought you could fly us there aru!

[ NEVERMIND that she SAW HIM FLYING like two minutes ago. ]
feathersharp: (serious feathery business)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-21 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyeing Gintoki suspiciously.]

How the hell do you know my name?
feathersharp: (not like that looks like fun or anything)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Just. A deadpan stare. You can almost hear him asking Are you usually this stupid or is today a special case?]
chinagirl: (pic#6056281)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-21 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
So you have a girl's name, yes? Is that why you are in such a bad mood?
feathersharp: ((casual) who you gonna call)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-23 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Helping these two out was...not one of the better ideas he'd ever had in his life, was it.]

Answer my question first, oi.

[Then he'll get around to defending the total masculinity of his name.]
feathersharp: ((casual) who you gonna call)

[personal profile] feathersharp 2013-12-27 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Where do you know my name from? [...] Are you from Jetters Planet or something?
chinagirl: (pic#6039901)

[personal profile] chinagirl 2013-12-27 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, we are like jetsetters aru.

[ They've been to space a few times, that counts, right? ]