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[VIDEO/ACTION] Imperfect Wings Won't Get You Into S*ul S*ciety
[ You’re flying!
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.It is not in fact canceled, as you might believe.) ]
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
Or more specifically, the video (also known as the journal) is flying! There is a spot of cloud, and there’s another slice of tree, and a whole lot of snow, and then with a rather unimpressive thump, the entire thing comes to a stop with a small puff of snow covering one corner of the screen, which appears to be sideways and hanging from a branch of a tree, under which two people stand -- a tall, silver haired man with silvery white wings, and a short, red-haired girl with bright red wings.
It appears that he was mid-shout when the journal opened, as he has a finger pointed up in the direction of the journal and is gesticulating furiously. ]
-- YOU WANT IT SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO UP THERE AND GET IT, HAH?!?!
[ Clearly, this is the main character of the show, because he’s 1.) shirtless, 2.) quite loud, and also 3.) has the Protagonist Image, being shirtless and buff and all. (And yes, of course he is the protagonist, because he is Gintoki, and that makes him the star of Gintama, and you are currently watching part of season 7, which has not yet begun to air on TV Tokyo because Gintama has been on hiatus.
Gin-chaaaaan!
[ The girl huffs angrily, looking from the journal, to the “protagonist", gritting her teeth angrily. That journal was hers, and she knew it. Surely, an angel wouldn’t do something like this. An angel wouldn’t put her through the daily torment that Gintoki does. So she makes her decision in an instant.
He doesn’t deserve to be an angel.
She reaches out quickly, aiming to rip one of those stupid wings off of his back. She only manages a handful of feathers, but still, her point is probably made. ]
Fly up there and get it now aru, you bastard!
[ And of course, because this is Gintama, or more specifically, a Gintama roleplay, instead of just a small trickle of blood and a scream or something along those lines, there’s an explosion of blood and Gintoki goes pale and suddenly staggers as he clutches at his poor wing (is he actually serious? he’s not actually serious, is he, this is just for dramatic effect isn’t it) and actually collapses onto the ground.
He may or may not be slightly twitching.
It’s all very dramatic.]
Gin-chan?
[ For a moment, she nearly ignores him and trudges off through the snow without him. But that twitching… It’s a little disconcerting. She crouches next to him and pats his face roughly. ]
Oi, there’s parfaits over in that snow bank. I wasn’t going to tell you aru, but if you get up you can have one.
[ At first there’s no response, and then Gintoki slowly manages to move his head to look up at Kagura the way a man close to DEATH might. ]
I can’t do it. You ripped out my re*atsu when you ripped out my feathers. Without a full set of wings, I can’t enter S*ul S*ciety.
[ Her eyes widen at that. Is it true? Will he really get left behind while she ascends? ]
I’m sorry, Gin-chan! Please wait, I will carry you to the hospital aru!
[ BUT FIRST, she’ll step away, and crouch down to dig a little hole in the snow, where she buries those feathers. She doesn’t want any B*nkai wielding S*ul S*ciety sh*n*gam* after her.
And when they are sufficiently hidden, she won’t go to immediately pick him up. She instead hops up to knock that journal out of the tree. She tucks it down the front of her shirt, then she’ll hoist the man on to her back, and start running through the trees. She actually has no idea where she’s going, so she’ll probably circle back around at some point.]
((ooc: For characters that don't want to be Fourth Walled at all, anything that's fourth-wally your character will hear as complete bleeps. Opt-in characters can decide whether they hear partial bleeps or no bleeps at all. To opt in/out, click here))
done
It's over.
Gin-san's life.
Owari.
Please give me a nice funeral, Kagura-chan. ]
oh gin-san
That is, until the warm sensation of someone's vomit splashes and slides down his long-sleeved shirt. Not only that does it get on his scarf (because it's cold outside!), leaving him looking down in horror. But that horror only lasts a moment before that death glare is turned now on Gintoki.]
[His fists are shaking. He's so unbelievably angry that he's speechless for a moment. He doesn't know whether to kill him or her first, but if you were going on the humiliating scale, Gintoki would probably take the cake on this one. Yes, he can see that the boy's wings look injured. And yes, Vegeta himself has also puked because of the same thing when he first arrived here. But hell if he fucking cares right about now.
He takes the scarf, wipes the vomit the best he can off his shirt, throwing it to the ground- and shooting both of them glares that would kill the faint of heart.]
Now, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that the two of you have just earned a one-way trip to hell. Who would like to go first? Luckily enough for you I'm not picky and I'm accepting requests right now. [Because he sure as hell is going to kill someone today.]
Re: oh gin-san
tamago bukkake gohanegg rice, if you please, starts to pool around her. ]1/2
Gintoki wipes the puke from his mouth with the back of his hand and slowly takes one step back, and then another, and then another. ]
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[ Gintoki yells as he points a finger at Kagura, and then whirls on his heel and tries to run as fast as he can the fuck out of there. ]
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It's still stone when he flashes right above Gintoki, trying to put his hand right on top of his head to SLAM HIM MERCILESSLY INTO THE GROUND FACE FIRST.]
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Now don't think I've forgotten about you, woman. You're next.
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With all the force she can muster, she brings a knee up at Vegeta's sternum, and if that manages to land, an elbow barreling down for his face.
R.I.P. YOROZUYA]if i do anything that needs to be changed, tell me. DO NOT BE AFRAID FRIENDS
He's going to try to counter then with his own kick, a right turn kick aimed right to her side.]
okay!
She's so used to holding back, even KNOWING what this man is capable of, she hadn't expected to be so slow in comparison. But with a quick look at Gintoki, still face down, she throws caution to the wind. She's on her feet, and coming at him faster. This time with burst of punches, swinging for anything she can reach... Which is probably most of him, since he's not all that taller than her.
But the punches will keep coming at his torso and face until he physically stops her. ]
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[He's going to treat this like he treated Pui-Pui. Dodging, side-stepping, and blocking when he needs to. Looking rather unimpressed. He looks like he's waiting for the opportunity to just deck her. Which is why he hasn't countered, but he's about to...and maybe Gintoki can see it. It would be obvious to any DBZ fan, as it's almost mirroring the fight he had with the former-now-disintegrated alien.
And then he catches her fist. AND HE'S ABOUT TO COUNTER WITH A FIST GOING RIGHT FOR HER FACE...]
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The blow from before already had caused his nose to start bleeding, and the rivulet of blood that had been briefly stanched by snow from a nasty cut on his cheek flows down the side of his face.
He knows better than to try and fight a Saiyan, especially someone like Vegeta.
For a moment, he just breathes heavily, body shaking with the aftermath of the hit he just took. ]
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WE'RE SO SORRY VEGETA OUJI-SAMA!!!! PLEASE ACCEPT OUR HUMBLEST APOLOGY!!!
[ Yeah that was sort of screamed. ]
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[ She was shocked, despite the fact that he ALWAYS comes through for her, and a little moved... UNTIL SHE HAS A MOUTH FULL OF SNOW AGAIN, flailing against him and his forced apology. ]
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You're sorry? Perhaps you should have thought twice when your half-wit companion here decided to throw your unconscious body at me, and when you decided to lose your entire lunch on my shirt! And it's irrefutable how moronic it was of her to decide to fight the Saiyan Prince, knowingly throwing away your very lives by that action! I should blast the two of you into nothingness without a second thought! And all you can say is that you're sorry?! Idiots! Give me one good reason why I should let you live before I decide your fate for you!
[He says that even though the last thirty years have taught him that just killing people for reasons other than 'going to destroy the universe' are not cool, bro. But, he's got an image to keep up.]
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Aaaaah, yabaaaai, this is really bad, this is really, really bad.
Maybe they should grovel more.
Maybe they should inflate Vegeta's ego. Maybe he'll like that. MAYBE THEY SHOULD MAKE HIM SUSHI. He likes sushi right? It's his favorite thing that he always saves for last, right? Right, right, it'll be fine, Gin-san, just get Kagura to make him one of her mega sushi rolls. ]
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[ Yep, you heard that right, Vegeta. Not just Prince Vegeta, but THE GOD PRINCE VEGETA. Gintoki sure did just call you that. That sure did just happen. ]
Who will find you more fans to worship you and give you all the sushi you can ever want, and pray to you in hopes of one day being even a fraction as great as the Almighty Vegeta Ouji-Kami-Sama?
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This no-good piece of **** brat may be stupid and clumsy and threw me without thinking at your Holy Greatness but she can also make a killer toro roll that's bigger than a house and the tastiest thing you'll ever eat in the entire universe!
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Apologize immediately before he kills us!!!
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Still, she isn't going to disobey Gintoki when he's this serious, and when they are really about to die... ]
Sorry... I won't do it again aru.
[ It's a little muffled by all the SNOW in her face, but it's definitely loud enough for Vegeta to hear. ]
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[To Kagura:] That's right you won't. As for you- [He says as he turns to Gintoki-] it would behoove you to keep that preposterously loud mouth of yours shut, with all that jabber and nonsense flying out of it, as if that was going to save your pathetic life. Now, I don't want to hear that irritating voice of yours again. Is that understood?
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[ YES, SIR, VEGETA OUJI-KAMI-SAMA, Gintoki almost says, but then claps his hands over his mouth since he's not supposed to speak. Or suffer a terrible, very painful death.
So instead, he just sort of pathetically nods. ]
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So lucky Gintoki gets to have all of Vegeta's attention now. All of it.]
Now if I were you, I'd keep her on a tight leash before she manages to get the two of you in trouble again. I'm sure they sell some at the item shop.
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