gin_san: (haaaaaaaah?)
Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] gin_san) wrote 2013-12-27 08:43 pm (UTC)

[ Wait a minute.

Why is she offering Santa eggs?!?!

Is this some sort of weird euphemism for telling Santa that she wants to give him her eggs, too? Does Kagura secretly want Santa to fill her eggs with his **** so she can be taken to the North Pole and become Santa's second wife? Does she want to give birth to elves?!

No way. No, no, no, no, no way.

Gintoki raises a hand up and slaps it down on the table with such a huge thump that all the contents of the table go flying, and then he gets up and runs over to the egg dish on the coffee table, grabbing it. ]

How the hell is this normal, hah?!

Oi, don't tell me you're already at that age where you want to find a man and have babies!! If you think you're gonna go off with some old geezer and give him your eggs, you're a hundred years too early, kusogaki! Gin-san's never gonna let that happen!

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