[IC] Appointments

[gin_san]

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[gin_san]

[ Wait a minute.

Why is she offering Santa eggs?!?!

Is this some sort of weird euphemism for telling Santa that she wants to give him her eggs, too? Does Kagura secretly want Santa to fill her eggs with his **** so she can be taken to the North Pole and become Santa's second wife? Does she want to give birth to elves?!

No way. No, no, no, no, no way.

Gintoki raises a hand up and slaps it down on the table with such a huge thump that all the contents of the table go flying, and then he gets up and runs over to the egg dish on the coffee table, grabbing it. ]

How the hell is this normal, hah?!

Oi, don't tell me you're already at that age where you want to find a man and have babies!! If you think you're gonna go off with some old geezer and give him your eggs, you're a hundred years too early, kusogaki! Gin-san's never gonna let that happen!

[chinagirl]

[ There's a moment of mourning for her lost breakfast, which is now splattered on the floor and looking like it should probably have its own mosaic.

But, she rebounds quickly, turning to face him and laugh mockingly. ]

You're so naive! Yato do not hatch from eggs aru. An angel comes and puts a baby in a mommy's stomach because the papi is too busy spreading his hairs across the galaxy aru.

[gin_san]

Iya, it sounds like mommy was getting spread by something else.

[ Deadpanned as Gintoki lifts the egg dish up to his nose to sniff. ]

[chinagirl]

[ That one flies over her head, so she'll just continue on. ]

These eggs are free, so it is not a big deal to give them to Santa aru. Besides, I am not opposed to a marriage to Santa. I will get free toys, yes? And Santa probably can not live much longer aru, so it will be a marriage of convenience.

1/2

[gin_san]

[ That's it.

Gin-san's had enough. He shoves the plate of eggs right in Kagura's face. ]

[gin_san]

YOU WANT CONVENIENCE, KUSOGAKI? HOW'S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE, HAHH? GIN-SAN DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO GIVE YOUR BODY AWAY LIKE THAT, OI!!

[chinagirl]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[ She plants one of her hands on his cheek, attempting to push him, and Santa's eggs, away. ]

THIS IS NOT CONVENIENT ARU!

[gin_san]

NOW YOU KNOW HOW GIN-SAN FEELS! HE TOOK A REAL LONG TIME TO RAISE YOU AND YOU JUST WANNA GO AND THROW YOUR EGGS INTO SANTA'S FACE!